Totally Weird and Hilarious Book Titles
These book titles were so weird that they literally left my jaw hanging.
Normally when shopping for a good book, you stroll up and down the aisle looking at all those shelves of books for that one particular title that catches your eye. Once you spot it, you check out the cover, flip it over, and read the back cover, right? That’s how it all begins, that first attraction between you and that one special book is the title.
Now during some of these searches for that special book title, you’ve more than likely come across a large variety of different titles that have caught your eye. Well, that’s what I thought too, until I came across a selection of book titles that literally left my jaw hanging on the floor! These book titles were so weird that I decided to share them with you.
Who knows? Maybe they’ll leave your jaw dropping or just make you burst out laughing. One thing’s for sure, you’ll definitely agree that these are some really weird frigging book titles.
- 101 Super Uses for Tampon Applicators by Lori Katz and Barbara Meyer (High Stress Press)
- The Making of a Moron by Neil Brennan (Sheed & Ward)
- How To Make Love While Conscious by Guy Kettlehack (Harpercollins)
- Superfluous Hair and Its Removal by A.F. Niemueller (NYC: Harvest House)
- Oral Sadism and the Vegetarian Personality by Glen C. Ellenbogen (Brunner-Mazel)
- Lesbian Sadomasochism: Safety Manual by Pat Califia (Lace Publications)
- Reusing Old Graves by Douglas Davies and Alastair Shaw (Shaw & Son)
- No Award
- Living With Crazy Buttocks by Kaz Cooke (Penguin USA)
- The Big Book Of Lesbian Horse Stories by Alisa Surkis and Monica Nolan (Kensington Publishing)
- Bombproof Your Horse by Rick Pelicano and Lauren Tjaden (J. A. Allen)
- If You Want Closure In Your Relationship Start With Your Legs by Big Boom (Simon & Schuster US)
- Lightweight Sandwich Construction by Jim Davies (Wiley-Blackwell)
- Steal This Book by Abbie Hoffman (Penguin Classics)
- Levin Thumps and the Gateway to Foo by Obert Skye (Shadow Mountain)
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Lesbian horse stories? Bwaa-haa-haa!
I agree that these are weird titles. Are they available at the bookshop? I’ll go and have a look then. Thanks.
And we wonder what is wrong with our world. A safety manual for lesbians, 101 super uses for tampons. Are any of them on the top 100 selling list? Our morals in this country are going down faster than the economy. Unbelievable book titles Debra.
People, these are all actual book titles. All you have to do is go and look them up. Granted, they are weird, aren’t they though?
Lol another super article well done my friend.
Has anyone else been having trouble reviewing and stumbling articles for others? Every time I have tried to do so I get the white screen of Death.
I agree with hfj. Our morals are all but gone. This is further proof of the media decadence that I spoke of in my article “Infidelity.” I could laugh at some of these titles if thay did not have such a dangerous influence, especially on the young.
#12,Hahaha. Those are quite funny, Debra. Good article.
I don’t think I would crack the cover on most of these but number 12 could be helpful to some….maybe.
Good list, Debra.
You couldn’t make it up! Thanks for that Debra, unbelievable!
weird but they got noticed and now they will get sought out again!!
Good article.
I think these are weird, but interesting finds.
Call me weird, but I found these titles hilarious. I’m with Darlene, number 12 might make the best seller list. There’s enough people who could heed such advice. Great article.
I’ve actually seen some of these titles at the bookstore. Glad you made a list. I bet there are more and still more yet to be published.
Joni, Darlene.. if you follow #12 you might end up reading #3.
really funny Deb!
I’ve always wanted to be a lesbian horse,now I can find out how.
Thanks.You are so funny somtimes.
I don’t know, #7 might be considered environmentally friendly…
Yeah…weird.
I had to laugh. I would think these titles wouldn’t sell many books.Guess you can never tell about human nature.
Hilarious and weird. Congrats for being on the top 10 with this one, Deb.
Wow that is some weird stuff, I actually think I may check into a few of these more…conservative books. Nice piece.
You pick a good list. Like it.
Well done Debra. Original, light and fun, creating a load of funny comments to read as a bonus. I’m a happily married man, but if I wasn’t, does #12 mean in case she tries to kick me there?
ha!ha! LOL!! #1 and #7 sound like people who’ve gone WAY TOO FAR with the whole recycling bit! Loved this!
wow those are definetly one of a kind… lol
ur write day r friggn weird
LOL. My kind of books
The Hoffman book you can get online–it’s an anarchist classic. (Or is that a contradiction in terms?)
Inna
Great Aticle and very funny!!I’m on my way to buy them all
Lol!
Nice concept piece, Debra
Personally #7 really gave me the willies. Leave it to Abbie Hoffman to come up with a title like “Steal this Book”! lol!
Bravo! excellent and very interesting article. must read.Well done!
What is the meaning of Lesbian Horse Story?
Great and loving. You did an excellent job. 5 stars!
Wow quite the list lol great article
Some real howlers, I must say. I don’t think I’ll be looking out for any of those titles though – yet who would?
Wow, some of those sound fun. *insert evil laugh here* I’ve actually read “steal this book” though, it’s a pretty famous title.
Hysterical article. Some of the comments are pretty funny too!!! Some people take life way too seriously. Keep up the great work Deb!
Really funny! I loved this.
Good one!
Just way too crazy!!!
The funniest title I thought was:
If You Want Closure In Your Relationship Start With Your Legs…. because it’s exactly what I believe too.
Thanks, Deb, and have a great day.
Those are hilarious Deb. I’ll stumble it. Brian
Really weird!
Very funny!
Have you heard of this one?
Men and Other Reptiles.
Thanks for the humor!!!
All of these are required reading!
Funny article & well done!
I would be intrigued to see some of the things in book #1!
hilarious!
aren’t they funny? i’ll grab one anytime.
Wow Debra! I have just found this article. These are the most hilarious book titles I have ever seen. I would love to have a look at some of them. Did you have a peep?
Christine
Great book titles. I’m sure that some of these are required readings in school.
Amazing titles for amazing results. Great article! Thanks!
Good article. I needed to laugh. Truly funny.
Can’t believe that their are titles like these.Thanks for sharing
Sorry for the typo.I mean can’t believe that there (not their)are titles like these.
Lmao! These gave me a good laught:
“If You Want Closure In Your Relationship Start With Your Legs” was one of my favourites.
Thanks for laugh. These are fantastic.
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lol yeah these are funny. that one if u want closure in a relationship start with you legs lol thats great but true.
Thank you so much for all the feedback! It is so appreciated!
Indeed, definately strange book titles,
but, that doesnt mean the book is strange nor bad, aye?
Like the saying goes…”don’t judge a book by its cover”
Just in this case by its title xx (:
Nice collection. Eye catchy and really funny.
Very funny! I think I’ve read a couple of those! J/K
hahaha!
Gave me great laugh XD.
very nice
Crazy. I had to look some up just to see that they were real! Lol
You’re correct Debra! some titles are beyond weird. Great info.
LOL, good ones!
Thanks,
Clay
hehe nice collection. you made my day. Nice reference for writers.
Shalom.
Hilarious book titles indeed. Thanks for the enjoyable read.
Hilarious book titles indeed. Thanks for the enjoyable read.
very outrageous book titles.