Everyone who’s anyone has heard of the Clique series. Though they may seem childish and very unrealistic, you have to admit, their your guilty pleasure. What makes you love the series so much? There are many things from me (you can tell, since my name is after Alicia’s screenname), but one of the big ones are their language. I like to call them “Clique-isms.” Here’s my list of Clique-isms I found, as well as their definition. Hope you n-joy! Latah!

Note: Clique-isms mostly from the first 9 books, and the Kristen summer book. Read the end of the article on submitting your own Clique-ism that I missed, or make up your own!

Try to guess what each thing means! Check below to see your score!

1. (something) x10 – i.e. cool x 10
2. ADD – Adner Double Day
3. a door and a ball - adorable
4. ahb-viously – obviously
5. ah-dore(ing)(able) – adore(ing)(able)
6. ah-greed - agreed
7. ah-lone – alone
8. ah-lot (lawt) – alot
9. ah-maze(ing) - amaze(ing)
10. ah-noying(ly) – annoying(ly)
11. ah-part – apart, away
12. ah-pproved – approved
13. Alpha – Leader
14. Alpha status – being the leader
15. Apple-C – vopy/copying/copycat
16. awll – all
17. aw-nest(ly) – honest(ly)
18. awn – on
19. awff – off
20. ay-sap – as soon as possible
21. ayy-men – amen, what you say after you pray to Gawd
22. BFF – best friends first
23. BFF – best friend forever
24. BFF – boyfast forever
25. BFFWC – best friends forever with crushes
26. B-listers – not an Alpha, someone who isn’t worthy
27. BMB – behind Massie’s back
28. BOB - brains over beauty
29. BOCD – Briarwood-Octavian Country Day
30. blah-g – blog
31. Block – Massie
32. brill – brilliant
33. BTD – be the driver, take charge
34. buh-lieve – believe
35. buh-lind – blind, can’t see!
36. buh-log – blog
37. buh-reath – breath
38. Busted! – caught/oops!
39. caw-tton – cotton
40. CLAM – cute, loyal, athletic, middle class
41. C-minus – crush minus, without a crush
42. cuh-lubs – clubs, after school activities, etc.
43. cuh-razy – crazy, wild
44. cuh-rucial – crucial
45. cuh-yute(est) – cute(st)
46. Current State of the Union - Massie’s daily listing of whats in/out
47. D2M – dead to me
48. DEC – direct eye contact
49. deelish – delicious
50. Derrington – Derrick Harrington
51. Dial P for Phony – or L for Loser, etc.
52. Done – okay
53. Done, done and done – decided, conversation completely over
54. Doose – Derrington + Moose
55. DSL Daters – Girls who hook up quickly
56. duh-licious(ly) – delicious
57. Duh-livia – Olivia
58. Dyl - Dylan
59. eend – employee friend
60. ehmagawd – oh my god
61. evv-rryone – everyone
62. e-nuff – enough
63. ESP – emotional sensitivity powwows
64. EW – eternal wannabe
65. EW – extremely worn
66. FATS – Fallen Alpha Trauma Syndrome
67. Fannish – fake Spanish
68. Faux-livia – Olivia
69. FBFF – Florida best friends forever
70. FEW – friend of eternal wannabe
71. file – fake smile
72. firsty-lasty status – using someone’s first and last name; status only given to the cutest boys
73. FUggs – fake Uggs
74. GABs – General Areas of BSing
75. gah-ross – gross
76. gawd – god
77. gawt – got
78. given - yes, I agree
79. Glambition Lip Gloss – line created by TPC in first book
80. GLU – Girl Like Us
81. Go awn – what are you waiting for?
82. gor-juss – gorgous
83. Gossip Points – points awarded for good gossip
84. H2G – hard to get
85. hang-ten – a total ten
86. heart it/I heart – I love
87. Heart-Nets – Alicia’s rival Briarwood Tomahawks cheer team
88. HART – hot, alpha, rich, toned
89. hawness – honest (exaggerated)
90. hawt(ness) – hotness/opposite of ugly
91. huh-yuge – huge
92. Humpty Dempsy – Dempsy Solomon
93. IASS – international alpha’s sign of surrender, wearing all white, head down
94. IBS – International Billionaires School (not a real school)
95. I double-dog heart that – love it x 10
96. im-poss – impossible
97. J’adore - I love (in French)
98. jobby – job/hobby; something you do for fun, nawt money
99. K or B K’ed – kiss or be kissed; a game; if you don’t kiss someone, the person next to you chooses someone to for you to kiss
100. kewel – cool
101. Kris – Kristen
102. lawt - lot
103. laytah – later
104. LBD – Little Black Dress
105. LBR – loser beyond repair
106. Leesh – Alicia
107. LISP – little seventh grade peon
108. luh-v(ing) – love(ing)
109. luxe - luxourioius
110. luv – love
111. luvved – loved
112. MAC – Massie and Crew (or Claire)
113. Mah-ssie – Massie
114. MAP – maxiumum alpha potential
115. Mass – Massie
116. MB – Main Building
117. MLV – mobile learning vehical aka trailors!
118. MSP – major star potential
119. MUCK – Massie’s Underground Clinic for Kissing
120. nawt - not
121. nuh-thing – nothing/nada
122. n-joy – enjoy
123. obv – obvious
124. OCD – Octavian Country Day School
125. OCDiva – A girl at OCD that acts like a diva
126. oh-kay – okay
127. OL – off/on limits
128. opposite of true – false
129. opposite of yes/no - no/yes
130. Orland-ew – Orlando
131. O-town – Orlando
132. OTPC – outside the Pretty Committee
133. ow-ch - overly owch
134. pah-thetic – pathetic
135. panic-bolt - a bolt of fear driven by panic
136. PC – private conversation
137. perf – perfect
138. point – you’re right
139. por fah-vor – please
140. Pos – Positive
141. POTI – pretty on the inside
142. POTO – pretty on the outside
143. puh-lease – please/as if!/pretty please
144. puh-lenty – plenty
145. puh-thetic – pathetic
146. punch-backs – a game – be the first to spot a particular item and punch your friend
147. puurrrrfect - perfect
148. QCT – Quality Clique Time
149. QFT – Quality Family Time
150. revolusive – repulsive/revolting
151. se-vuhn – seven
152. shoporexic – not being able to shopp
153. shopportunity – an opportunity to shop!
154. Socc-hers – Massie’s female cheerleading team for the BOCD’s Tomahawk’s soccer team
155. sole mates – having the same shoes
156. SOS – summer of stress
157. Soul-M8s – Soul Mates, a boy-girl Clique with 8 people and 4 couples
158. spalpha – spanish alpha
159. sub-C5 – the bomb shelter
160. suh-noozer – snoozer, bo-ring!
161. swear on Bean – swear to Gawd
162. tawking – talking
163. TCHS – the captain has spoken
164. TFFW – too funny for words
165. (T)(N)PC – (The)(New) Pretty Committee
166. toe-dally – totally
167. turn-awff – turn off
168. VIG – very important guest
169. wear or dare – a game – if you don’t do the game, you have to wear
170. wannabes – followers; not clique-worthy girls
171. WC – Witty Committee
172. whatevs – whatever
173. word jumbles – a word game – “rorsy” for “sorry”, etc.

• 139-173 – A true Alpha! You know what to say and what it means in any situation!
• 110-138 – You’re a second-in-command beta who knows whats going on, but isn’t at the top yet!
• 79-109 – You are part of the group, but make sure you don’t lose your status!
• 49-78 - You have some potential… but no one will notice if you don’t speak up!
• 48 or lower – Def an LBR… if you even know what that means. But don’t lose hope. Study study study! You could become the new Humpty Dempsey turned Dempsey Solomon

If you can think of any others from the, please comment! I’ll add them ay-sap!

If you want, you can make up your own Clique-ism. Please give the word and the meaning, and I’ll set up a list.

Check out my other Clique articles:

Massie Jokes from the Clique

The Clique Series Cover Models