Everyone who’s anyone has heard of the Clique series. Though they may seem childish and very unrealistic, you have to admit, their your guilty pleasure. What makes you love the series so much? There are many things from me (you can tell, since my name is after Alicia’s screenname), but one of the big ones are their language. I like to call them “Clique-isms.” Here’s my list of Clique-isms I found, as well as their definition. Hope you n-joy! Latah!

Note: Clique-isms mostly from the first 9 books, and the Kristen summer book. Read the end of the article on submitting your own Clique-ism that I missed, or make up your own!

Try to guess what each thing means! Check below to see your score!

1. (something) x10 – i.e. cool x 10
2. ADD – Adner Double Day
3. a door and a ball - adorable
4. ahb-viously – obviously
5. ah-dore(ing)(able) – adore(ing)(able)
6. ah-gain – again
7. ah-greed - agreed
8. ah-lone – alone
9. ah-lot (lawt) – alot
10. ah-maze(ing) - amaze(ing)
11. ah-noying(ly) – annoying(ly)
12. ah-part – apart, away
13. ah-pproved – approved
14. Alpha – Leader
15. Alpha status – being the leader
16. Apple-C – vopy/copying/copycat
17. awll – all
18. aw-nest(ly) – honest(ly)
19. awn – on
20. awff – off
21. ay-sap – as soon as possible
22. ayy-men – amen, what you say after you pray to Gawd
23. BFF – best friends first
24. BFF – best friend forever
25. BFF – boyfast forever
26. BFFWC – best friends forever with crushes
27. B-listers – not an Alpha, someone who isn’t worthy
28. BMB – behind Massie’s back
29. BOB - brains over beauty
30. BOCD – Briarwood-Octavian Country Day
31. BOGUSS – Briarwood-Octavian Government Unification Students’ Society
32. blah-g – blog
33. Block – Massie
34. brill – brilliant
35. BTD – be the driver, take charge
36. buh-lieve – believe
37. buh-lind – blind, can’t see!
38. buh-log – blog
39. buh-reath – breath
40. Busted! – caught/oops!
41. caw-tton – cotton
42. CLAM – cute, loyal, athletic, middle class
43. C-minus – crush minus, without a crush
44. C-plus – crush plus, having a crush
45. cuh-lubs – clubs, after school activities, etc.
46. cuh-nect – connect
47. cuh-razy – crazy, wild
48. cuh-rucial – crucial
49. cuh-yute(est) – cute(st)
50. Current State of the Union - Massie’s daily listing of whats in/out
51. D2M – dead to me
52. DEC – direct eye contact
53. deelish – delicious
54. Derrington – Derrick Harrington
55. Dial P for Phony – or L for Loser, etc.
56. Done – okay
57. Done, done and done – decided, conversation completely over
58. Doose – Derrington + Moose
59. DSL Daters – Girls who hook up quickly
60. duh-licious(ly) – delicious
61. Duh-livia – Olivia
62. Dyl - Dylan
63. eend – employee friend
64. ehma-cute! – oh my god, how cute!
65. ehma-yay! – oh my god, yay!!
66. ehmagawd – oh my god
67. evv-rryone – everyone
68. e-nuff – enough
69. ESP – emotional sensitivity powwows
70. EW – eternal wannabe
71. EW – extremely worn
72. FATS – Fallen Alpha Trauma Syndrome
73. Fannish – fake Spanish
74. Faux-livia – Olivia
75. FBFF – Florida best friends forever
76. FEW – friend of eternal wannabe
77. file – fake smile
78. firsty-lasty status – using someone’s first and last name; status only given to the cutest boys
79. FUggs – fake Uggs
80. GABs – General Areas of BSing
81. gah-ross – gross
82. gawd – god
83. gawt – got
84. given - yes, I agree
85. Glambition Lip Gloss – line created by TPC in first book
86. GLU – Girl Like Us
87. Go awn – what are you waiting for?
88. gor-juss – gorgous
89. Gossip Points – points awarded for good gossip
90. H2G – hard to get
91. hang-ten – a total ten
92. heart it/I heart – I love
93. Heart-Nets – Alicia’s rival Briarwood Tomahawks cheer team
94. HART – hot, alpha, rich, toned
95. hawness – honest (exaggerated)
96. hawt(ness) – hotness/opposite of ugly
97. huh-yuge – huge
98. Humpty Dempsy – Dempsy Solomon
99. hundy – hundred
100. IASS – international alpha’s sign of surrender, wearing all white, head down
101. IBS – International Billionaires School (not a real school)
102. I double-dog heart that – love it x 10
103. im-poss – impossible
104. J’adore - I love (in French)
105. jobby – job/hobby; something you do for fun, nawt money
106. juh-een-yus – genius
107. K or B K’ed – kiss or be kissed; a game; if you don’t kiss someone, the person next to you chooses someone to for you to kiss
108. kewel – cool
109. Kris – Kristen
110. lawt - lot
111. laytah – later
112. LBD – Little Black Dress
113. LBR – loser beyond repair
114. Leesh – Alicia
115. LISP – little seventh grade peon
116. luh-v(ing) – love(ing)
117. luxe - luxourioius
118. luv – love
119. luvved – loved
120. MAC – Massie and Crew (or Claire)
121. Mah-ssie – Massie
122. MAP – maxiumum alpha potential
123. Mass – Massie
124. MB – Main Building
125. MLV – mobile learning vehical aka trailors!
126. MSP – major star potential
127. MUCK – Massie’s Underground Clinic for Kissing
128. nawt - not
129. nuh-thing – nothing/nada
130. n-joy – enjoy
131. obv – obvious
132. OCD – Octavian Country Day School
133. OCDiva – A girl at OCD that acts like a diva
134. oh-kay – okay
135. OL – off/on limits
136. opposite of true – false
137. opposite of yes/no - no/yes
138. Orland-ew – Orlando
139. O-town – Orlando
140. OTPC – outside the Pretty Committee
141. ow-ch - overly owch
142. pah-thetic – pathetic
143. panic-bolt - a bolt of fear driven by panic
144. PC – private conversation
145. perf – perfect
146. point – you’re right
147. por fah-vor – please
148. Pos – Positive
149. POTI – pretty on the inside
150. POTO – pretty on the outside
151. puh-lease – please/as if!/pretty please
152. puh-lenty – plenty
153. puh-thetic – pathetic
154. punch-backs – a game – be the first to spot a particular item and punch your friend
155. puurrrrfect - perfect
156. QCT – Quality Clique Time
157. QFT – Quality Family Time
158. revolusive – repulsive/revolting
159. se-vuhn – seven
160. shoporexic – not being able to shopp
161. shopportunity – an opportunity to shop!
162. Socc-hers – Massie’s female cheerleading team for the BOCD’s Tomahawk’s soccer team
163. sole mates – having the same shoes
164. SOS – summer of stress
165. Soul-M8s – Soul Mates, a boy-girl Clique with 8 people and 4 couples
166. spalpha – spanish alpha
167. sub-C5 – the bomb shelter
168. suh-noozer – snoozer, bo-ring!
169. swear on Bean – swear to Gawd
170. tawking – talking
171. TCHS – the captain has spoken
172. TFFW – too funny for words
173. (T)(N)PC – (The)(New) Pretty Committee
174. toe-dally – totally
175. turn-awff – turn off
176. VIG – very important guest
177. wear or dare – a game – if you don’t do the game, you have to wear
178. wannabes – followers; not clique-worthy girls
179. WC – Witty Committee
180. whatevs – whatever
181. word jumbles – a word game – “rorsy” for “sorry”, etc.

• 139-181 – A true Alpha! You know what to say and what it means in any situation!
• 110-138 – You’re a second-in-command beta who knows whats going on, but isn’t at the top yet!
• 79-109 – You are part of the group, but make sure you don’t lose your status!
• 49-78 - You have some potential… but no one will notice if you don’t speak up!
• 48 or lower – Def an LBR… if you even know what that means. But don’t lose hope. Study study study! You could become the new Humpty Dempsey turned Dempsey Solomon

If you can think of any others from the, please comment! I’ll add them ay-sap!

If you want, you can make up your own Clique-ism. Please give the word and the meaning, and I’ll set up a list.

Check out my other Clique articles:

Massie Jokes from the Clique

The Clique Series Cover Models