Fifteen Things to Ask the Cat in the Hat

Humorous list of things to ask the Cat in the Hat.

The Cat in the Hat is a character that has charmed and fascinated children for decades. He is extremely talkative and very boastful. Here are fifteen things that you might like to ask the Cat in the Hat if you ever met him:

  1. Can I take you to school as part of my show and tell project?
  2. What did you eat for dinner? Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
  3. Have you ever met Barney or Baby Bop? Do you have an active imagination?
  4. My house is a mess. Can you fix it up in a jiffy?
  5. Can I see what’s under your hat? What are Thing 1 and Thing 2 up to these days?
  6. Would you mind shoveling the snow? I’ll even let you turn the snow pink
  7. Have you ever thought of wearing a derby instead?
  8. Did you really defeat the Grinch? Rumor has it that you are moving to Whoville. Is there any truth to this rumor?
  9. Are you friends with Sylvester the Cat? What are your feelings about Tweety bird?
  10. Have you ever met Garfield? Do you think that Garfield should go on a diet?
  11. Do you get along with dogs? Have you ever met Clifford? How about Pluto?
  12. Do you have nine lives or is that just a myth?
  13. Is it true that Catwoman is your hero?
  14. Would like to be in the circus? I understand that you are quite an accomplished juggler
  15. Do you ever brush your teeth? Has anyone ever told you that you have a serious case of nasty cat breath? Perhaps you have met Shrek. His breath is really awful too.
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3 Comments

  1. Posted April 10, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    In French: Chat Chapeau

  2. me
    Posted May 6, 2009 at 7:57 am

    i tryed asking my cat these things but it didnt work
    :’(

  3. meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Posted May 6, 2009 at 7:59 am

    my dog killed my cat so can’t ask it these things~!!!!!!11

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