Just how dangerous and exciting you ask? Then I will tell you that the book contains 365 holidays for each day of the year, ranging from “Your Supervisor Suffers from Pyromania Day!” to “Stop Giving Your Boyfriend Money to Fund the Design of His Robot Day!” So go on, celebrate “Stuff Your Underwear into My Mouth and Punch Me in the Nose Until I Can’t Breathe Through It Day!” instead of Christmas, since you all have your iPhones by now anyways. Predominantly, you will experience a different vignette each day as you follow the book and in the end you will probably not survive “Attempt Suicide by Cop Day!” Oh well, that is the price you’ll have to pay when you follow Happy Cruelty Day.

Aimed at those who are fed up with their bland lifestyle or just plain ran out of absurd ideas to throw back at life, you will read and reread pages that you have read before but forgot you read because you were too preoccupied with giggling silently. This book will surely amuse your mind-numbing days in the most hilarious, yet disturbing, manner.

As a side note, the book does contain an assortment of profane moments and nonchalant name calling, but if you are really that yielding then I would suggest you go play tag with your fellow kindergartners or something. I will summarize the previous sentence; this book is NOT for the weak of heart, okay? Just saying.